SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU SMILE :-)

I like to read other blogs to see what people think is worthy of a post.  Some rant, others rave, some give recipes or favorite places to eat, while others outline their daily routines.  I find some extremely boring and others quite interesting and even entertaining.  I guess you could say, something for everyone.  Me, I like to smile.  I like it even better when I can laugh.  I hope these signs will make you smile or laugh. 




Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:


"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:


"Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank Truck:


Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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At a Proctologist's door:


"To expedite your visit, please back in. "


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On a Plumber's truck:


"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's truck:


"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


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On a Church's Bill board:


"7 days without God makes one weak."


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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :


"Invite us to your next blowout."


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At a Towing company:


"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.."


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On an Electrician's truck:


"Let us remove your shorts.."


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In a Nonsmoking Area:


"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


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On a Maternity Room door:


"Push. Push. Push."


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At an Optometrist's Office:


"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


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On a Taxidermist's window:


"We really know our stuff."


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On a Fence:


"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


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At a Car Dealership:


"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


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Outside a Muffler Shop:


"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:


"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


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At the Electric Company


"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.


However, if you don't, you will be."


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In a Restaurant window:


"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:


"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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At a Propane Filling Station:


"Thank heaven for little grills."


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And don't forget the sign at a


CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:


"Best place in town to take a leak."


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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:


"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

I hope you found one sign that at least made you smile!