Sunday, December 11, 2011

MIKEY'S MARKET TIPS FOR 2012





For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.




Watch for these consolidations in 2012:














1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.














2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.














3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.










4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.














5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.














6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.














7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.














8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!














And finally.....




9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang


AND REMEMBER - YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!  NOW GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME BIG BUCKS!













3 comments:

  1. Oh Mikey, Mikey, Mikey! Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas to you. Barb and Harry

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  2. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! These are great!

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  3. those are hilarious!

    wishing you a merry christmas and a happy new year filled with love and good health!

    teresa in nagoya

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